I hear they banned you from school lunches for being so sweet. Cupid called. Come live in my heart, and pay no rent. You see my friend over there? I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Want to share our cheesy pick up lines? No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
120 Funny and Cheesy Pick Up Lines!
Is your name Mickey? Because I just found the treasure I've been searching for! Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon. Do you have any sunscreen? If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be McGorgeous. You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.