His social calendar is is filled with back-to-back pool parties. Whenever I told him about my great day, he had to tell me about how much his day was better. Bubblicious all gay men are douchebags. You won't have to worry about whether or not he actually wants to see you or anything like that. But still keeps a bottle of Suave for you to use. I try to make people happy. He would never dream of messing this up and going back on his word.
And that goes for the guy that you're seeing as well.
I have one to add to it. Sorry but if you're wishing for that, you're going to get super hurt. Trodder Douche: Talk about a rhetorical question Sounds awful